At the turn up function

monica-geller:

taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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coolator:

What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?

This is a god damn masterpiece in storytelling. 

Most to Least Likely to Give a Fuck About What Other People Want

shitthesignssay:

  1. Pisces
  2. Libra
  3. Leo
  4. Cancer
  5. Virgo
  6. Gemini
  7. Aquarius
  8. Scorpio
  9. Capricorn
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Taurus
  12. Aries

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gunz997:

Alrighty i see we’re doing a six selfies that make you feel cute thing, so here’s mine. i hope y’all like them :3

Alrighty i see we’re doing a six selfies that make you feel cute thing, so here’s mine. i hope y’all like them :3

i got the free tile on the tjlc quiz. does that mean i’m boring as hell orrrr?

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amoyed:

I want him to tear my ass open so wide that when a hurricane hits land civilians can take shelter in my asshole

amoyed:

I want him to tear my ass open so wide that when a hurricane hits land civilians can take shelter in my asshole